What the heck is wrong with Florida??

A crazy Florida man called 911 eighty times to ask the police to deliver him Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed. Instead of bring the requested items, the police brought him handcuffs and took him to jail for misuse of the 911 system. While on the way to jail the crazy Florida man started eating the foam on the seats of the police car.

A crazy Florida man was admitted to the hospital because he had a milk jug lodged up his butt. When the paramedics asked him how it got there he said that he tried to eat his cereal in reverse. He was in the hospital for two weeks.