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I really enjoyed that Marcel video, while I had never seen it before, it reminded me of a little sketch that my brother and sister's drama team performed. It was about the journey of chewing  gum from the package, to mouth, to sidewalk, to shoe, etc.

"What's my lifelong dream? Well, it's pretty simple... I want to fly! Most people want to go high in the sky, I just want to go fast without having to worry about the ground or gravity. However, this prison that I find myself in seems to have no escape, I've been trapped here ever since my manufacturing. At least I have a bunch of friends who I can talk to, I like to talk about flying, but they think that I'm crazy. They say that we can never fly, because we're made of metal and there's nothing to propel us. But I think they're wrong, I feel something inside me that tells me that I can fly. Life inside this prison can be pretty scary though... Sometimes the ceiling will be replaced with a really bright light, then it will return. Every time that happens some of my friends always disappears. It's one of those things that you think'll never happen to you... until it does!

The ceiling opened up and I felt two soft and strong appendages grab onto my head and pull me upwards. When my eyes finally adjusted the dark, I saw that I was being moved toward a weird monolith sorta thing. Whatever was holding me was much larger than the monolith and lifted me above it before sticking my face right into a tiny opening. My face was pressed against this hard dark mass until I felt another one of those appendages push my entire body into the opening. It was dark and cramped.. I didn't like it. Then I felt something push me further down into the structure, I realized that it was one of my friends. He didn't know what was going on, but soon enough more of my friends were shoved in here. I then felt the monolith move with us inside of it... there was a loud cracking noise and then we were still. Suddenly, my friend closest to the entrance was sucked out of the entrance, and we all were pushed upward by some mechanism. There was a loud *thud* and then another of my friends was pulled up. My friends were all pulled up one at a time, then there was only me.

I felt my self pulled upward until I could see that I was in a tunnel about my size. I could see a light,"freedom!" I thought; however, what I didn't notice was the hard pressure placed on my feet. Suddenly I felt something on my feet move... Then a hard metal something slammed into my feet and I felt myself literally explode! My entire lower body detached from my head and I was sent flying out the tunnel. I realized that I WAS FLYING! I saw that I was getting ever closer to a large giant until finally I slammed into it. I expected to bounce off of  his large surface, but instead I puncture through his middle. I shattered some hard solid substance and a soft gooey substance. Finally I exited the creature and plowed head first into a stone wall. That's when I bounced off and fell of the ground.

Now here I am, a headless bullet covered in a really wet and red liquidy thingy. I think that giant is about to fal-- oh yep, he fell alright, that was loud! I think he might be dead... Well y'know what they say, 'guns don't kill people... bullets do.'"