So clearly Florida has lots of problems and weird stories. I decided to go to the 7th page of Google to help me in my quest to find the weirdest Florida news story. Of the following, only one is true. You decide.
Sniffing Feet
52 year old Eddie Juan was arrested days after complaints had been coming in from a local library. The man was caught sneaking under the tables in order to smell people's feet. He was charged as a sex offender, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence as he did flee on a scooter after the police attempted to arrest him.
MANATEES!
Ryan Waterman was arrested after posting a picture to twitter of him holding a baby manatee calf. He believed he could speak to the manatees and was kindly helping the little calf find its way. Once the picture was traced, he was arrested and charged with violation of the Manatee Sanctuary Act, which protects the endangered species. The 24 year old Waterman plead guilty and insane and the court is still awaiting a decision.
So which one really happened?
I think the feet happened.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Josh!
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