Yes We Can!

Yes, we can plunge the country deeper into national debt, we can raise the unemployment rate, we can kill babies, we can socialise health care, we can get nuked by ISIS and Russia, we can become a part of the Chinese Commonwealth... I could go on, but the real thing here is that these three ads were unique in their own respective way. First of all I would like to congratulate the Democrats for winning the Pathos award for the day! Burnie's ad didn't really say anything about his socialist stances; however, it did have a super catchy background song with clips of average Americans doing average American things like carrying farm animals, doing science, smoking legal weed, going to college for free, and getting stuck at a permanent middle class due to the lowered glass ceiling. It pains me to say this, but Obama's ad would've been perfect save for the fact that the singing wasn't exactly aligned with his speech. Artistic, yes... annoying, yes... did I get a headache? yes. As I was furiously downing Tylenol to aid my imploding skull, I heard a good bit about the phrase "yes, we can" and my initial question was,"can what?" But don't worry, because they answered me. "Yes, we can change!" Awesome, I was just thinking about how I needed some spare change! You've got my vote, Obama! ROLL OUT THE CHANGE!!! But, guys, in all seriousness, we need to get serious, because it's time for serious talk... seriously. That's about the impression I got when I watched Trump's ad which featured gigantic walls, disgruntled illegals, ISIS, muslims, another holocaust, reality TV, and a surprising lack of toupees. Hey, but don't take my word for it, watch it yourself.

I think any further explanation about my opinion of Trump's campaign ad can be deduced through an understanding of dry sarcasm.