"Ahh yes, detective, welcome back to my special room!"
"Before you say anything else, X, let me make this clear, I'm not playing any of your games today."
"Come now, detective, I know that deep down inside you really enjoy my games."
"Don't try to change the subject, you know why I'm here."
"Even though last time you were crying tears of joy, you still don't like to play my games; if only that little partner of yours hadn't died on us, I was just starting to grow fond of her."
"Forging the President's signature, larceny, multiple cases of murder in the first degree, and do I even need to mention the bombings; we have everything we need to lock you up for good, but we haven't yet... do you know why?"
"Good question, detective, let me guess hmm... is it... because... OH OH, is it because you think I know where Zamborini's hideout is?"
"How did you know?"
"I can read you like a book, detective, there's nothing you can keep from me!"
"Just cut to the chase, where is Zamborini?"
"Kites, kites, kites flying across the blue sky; heights, heights, heights falling so far that you die!"
"LISTEN TO ME, X, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY ANY OF YOUR GAMES!"
"My oh my, then you must not want to know where Zamborini is hiding, ahahaha!"
"No more jokes, we get this over with quickly or I can guarantee you that it won't be pretty!"
"OH NO, THE EVIL MAN IS GOING TO HURT ME, WHATEVER SHALL I DO!?"
"Please quiet down or we will have to put you back in solitary confinement."
"Quite an interesting threat, yet so empty considering that you need me more than I need you."
"Rob, get the tools, we'll make him wish that he were in solitary confinement."
"S-stop, no no nooo, ahh, that... t-th-that... TICKLES, AHAHAHAHA!"
"Turn it up, Rob, we'll see how ticklish he really is..."
"Understand, detective, I don't feel pain anymore, not like you do; I've already won just give up and play some more games!"
"Very funny, but I'm not going to give up until you tell me where Zamborini is hiding."
"Where IS Zamborini hiding?"
"X, I've had enough of your games, tell me where Zamborini is hiding or we will shoot you right now."
"You fool... Zamborini is in the room with us... right as we speak... Zamborini, please get me out of this silly building."
"Zamborini is in the room... what are you-- Rob... ROB, PUT DOWN THAT GU--"
This should be a movie...
ReplyDeleteWow, thanks! It'd be a pretty short movie though...
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