ABC- knit with me

Adam is a boy. Boys are crazy. Crazy boys do daring things. Doing daring things leads to failure. Everyone fails at times in many different ways. Falling is an act of failure. Guys that do daring things tend to fall often. Hereafter their daring failures, they get hurt. I believe it's not worth it to do these things. Just stick to a less painful activity. Knitting isn't painful. Leave physical things behind you. Many people enjoy knitting. New creations can be made while knitting. Only patient people knit though. Patience is necessary to knit. Quilts can be knit, it works nicely. Realizing you need patience is a big step to becoming a great knitter. Some people can't knit because they have no skill. Time and time again I try to help, but sometimes they can't be helped. Understanding the patterns will help you succeed. Very few people understand these patterns. While these patterns are kind of hard, they can become easy with practice. Xylophones are a good, relaxing instrument to listen to while knitting because it calms you down. You'll need to be calm when knitting so you can work to the best of your abilities. Zesty knitting abilities will come soon to you if you follow these instructions(: