In Response to Indigo

I followed Alice towards the corner of the dirt room and we started to dig. Soon the dirt began to crumble away and it turned into a rabbit hole but on the other side I wasn't in wonderland. I was surrounded by hair. It was everywhere. I was completely surrounded by thick blonde hair. It was wrapped around me and I almost couldn't breathe. I soon realized I wasn't alone. The hair was attached to someone's head and at first I thought it was Rapunzel but unfortunately I was wrong. I walked closer to the figure and then she rapidly turned around. It was Hillary Clinton! My worst nightmare had come true. Hillary Clinton had me trapped and I had no choice but to do what she said which is ironic because she is prochoice. I wanted nothing more than to wake up. Suddenly a large gerbil gnawed through the thick impenetrable hair. As the gerbil freed me from the Hillary induced prison I noticed it was attached to the top of someone's head. It was Donald Trump! As the gerbil that made up his hair continued to gnaw at Hillary, Donald turned to me and said "I love China. Now let's get out of here." As we left he remarked "You know Hillary actually loves me. I hire lots of Hillarys"