Team Captains

I vote for a very unorthodox team captains method which involves three separate drafts. First team captains will be chosen based on the following four qualities; oldest, highest grade, most objectively fashionable shoes, and the classmate who can yodel without losing their voice the longest. The yodeling contest can in some cases last for days on end, so I suggest making it easier by having the eliminated throw water balloons at the remaining challengers. These water balloons should be filled to maximum capacity with a mixture of spoiled milk, eggs, and goat urine. Finally when four captains are chosen, the draft will begin and it will be completely slanted towards the yodeler (i.e they get 2 drafts per round).

 Then after four teams are assembled, The Gauntlet will begin. Airdropped onto a remote third world country, each team will have the responsibility of collecting all five totems thus unlocking the entrance to the Temple of Unsound Secrets. The totem collecting can also be a lengthy process taking multiple years to finish, so I recommend providing a limited supply of food and water as motivation for each team to search quickly. This portion is not very competitive seeing as the temple will open to any team and then remain open for the next hundred years, unleashing angry spirits on the unstable nation. Plagues, cannibalism, and dictatorships will haunt this poor land for the next hundred years. But it's worth it. Inside the Temple of Unsound Secrets, the teams will have to put their heads together in order to survive the 7 Trials of Unsound Secrets. While the trials alter every hundred years when the temple is open, some examples have been documented. Each room typically has a puzzle which must be solved before some impending doom befalls each of the teammates. The teams will be separated into different sectors of the temple where they will all face different challenges as they race to the atrium. Let's imagine a team of 6 is in a room with a mirror and a crack in the ceiling, revealing a beam of light. On each wall are grooves which seem to have some reflective material... also the walls are slowly caving in. The secret would be to aim the beam of light at the grooves and as the walls move in, adjust the light so that all reflective surfaces experience the light. This is an example in which the peril is part of the way to solve the puzzle.

When a team makes it into an atrium, they must gather into a circle and reveal their darkest secrets... This will cause demon spawn to emerge from the center of the atrium. First team to reach the atrium and kill off their allotted amount of demon spawn win the challenge. Each member of the team then become a team captain for a new team. After the second draft, the new teams will joust atop horse-sized ducks. To make things more interesting, duck-sized horses will flood the room and attack the team members. Essentially, fall off your duck and you then have an army of duck-sized horses out for your blood. The last team remaining (according to my calculations, they should have 4 people), will hand select the four real team captains(they can't pick anybody on their own team). Assuming our entire class makes it back to school alive, we should have 4 completely unbiased and random team captains. Then we do Devin's method.







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