Horrors of Being a White Chick

It all started when I decided I wanted some Chipotle. The thought of eating their food excited me beyond belief. I went to grab my Uggs when I realized they were missing! Of course I could not be seen dead outside the house in my knock off pair of boots, so I decided to go and get a pumpkin spice latte instead. I could use the drive through and no one would have to see my monstrosities I call boots! I wasn't that hungry anyways. I get in my car and drive to Starbucks, but as I pull in, I realize they are closed for construction. I was so freakin' pissed at this point, I decided to go home. This was the worst day of my life. I couldn't imagine that it could get worse until I went to grab the TV remote and realize my acrylic nail was chipped. I almost started to cry. Almost in tears, I turn on Netflix and start watching Grey's Anatomy. I was so excited because I was on one of the last episodes of season 11, then it happens. Derek gets hit by a truck and dies! So over whelmed with emotions and horror, I died because I just couldn't even.